why does not a single guy wants to date me i mean come on i can make really good sandwiches
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I’m pissed. My grandma dumped my Haagen Daas Ice cream. $4.75 gone.
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This is why my wife often turns to me and says, “I can’t believe you work in children’s cartoons.” Her other comment is, “Should I be scared of you?”
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